SwimSuitSeason

Hey everyone! I have been away awhile. That doesn’t mean I gave up or any of that. I just am a terrible blogger, emailer and phone caller. It’s awful! I have been doing alright! I haven’t weighed in awhile because my period is coming up soon and my boobs are huge and I just don’t want to jump on the scale and see water weight gained.

So yesterday I went tanning for my first time. I am extremely light. EXTREMELY. I tried the bottled creme tans and I dispise the smell. Gross. I also turn out orange. My friend went with me, because I was so terrified. She told me to go in naked. I did. I felt awful. I was naked and I felt like I was cooking myself. I only went in for 8 min. Soon as I calmed myself down it was over! After I went home, I felt really relaxed and nice. I am going to get a package deal. I am so glad the first time is over…I had this spastic feeling, but now its over. I really don’t like being so white out over everyone else. Pictures just look embarrasing! So I bought some eye wear and will be going back tommorrow! Wish me luck.

 How is everyone doing? I hope well!

I’ll be back soon. Tommorrow, I hope

Hey Ladies and Gents.

 I am back. I don’t blog everyday…sometimes there is just NO progress, but I do think of you all. So the Foam Party was outrageous. Most fun I have had in awhile. I am sure there are pics of me floating (no pun intended) on their website. They kept having me pose for pics and I was so obliterate I was doing it. Eric and a bouncer got into an arguement….but it was cool. Eric just didn’t like me dancing on stage in a bathing suit…I totally had pants on though.

I haven’t weighed myself in awhile…I’m nervous. I feel like I am doing a good job and I am feeling great too! I feel like I have toned. Well we will see on Friday! I ate all my cals for lunch and I feel like I am going to puke. Not a good feeling. I have been doing low-cardio step for a half hour a day and that is making my butt feel nice. Eric and I started walking around town at night and we really enjoy it!

So how has everyone been doing? I hope you’ve been doing well! Anyways, I am exhasuted…not sure why, it might be because I watched “I Want to Save Your Life” until the am. I haven’t excercised yet today, but I will!!! I am just feeling good.

Alright, well I am going to check out all your blogs.

love!! j.

Really, I mean people are being TERRIBLE to me today. It cant be me…because I have tried everything in my power today for people to be happy. Oh, just forget it! Work was fine…but the customers sucked soooo much! lol. eventually I just started to laugh.

I was doing very well counting calories and all that jazz and then Easter came. 3 Ham dinners = immense bloat, crappy feeling and candy binge.

Now that I have expressed my disasterous holiday, I can now get back on track.

If you read my last blog, you saw that I kept getting glass in my feet…well I was scrubbing my floor and screamed. A huge piece of glass cut my palm. It’s almost healed…but I got blood all over. Later that day, I was helping E carry the Futon downstairs (We just got a new bed) and the futon slipped and hit my head. That hurt.

About the new bed…it’s so great…but our mattress comes Monday. I believe this marks day 5 or 6 of sleeping on the couch. So that’s been that. Eric and I bought such amazing stuff for our place. It looks great! Our bedroom is coming along wonderfully. I will update that after we get our mattress.

I have been doing situps lately. I got up to 200. I will surpass that tonight. I just have been being a lazy ass.

Oh, around 2:30ish today- our car broke down. That’s a story and a half. It’s all good now. We got things fixed up. It was raining, we had NO gas…just barely if any. A woman was pissed at us…Eric and I were mad at each other and our car steering wheel locked up, not allowing us to START and the car windows were down –> and that’s not even the problem that made us pull over. Stupid.  

Anyways, I will get back my diet, again. I didn’t completely bust it…but I didn’t help it.

Also…what is a Foam Party? It’s like foam everywhere right? I think I will be attending one Friday. This guy that likes me…we used to have to be wrestling partners…wants me to go. I am going with E and a bunch of friends so could be a crazy time.

Well that’s about it. I am staying in for the night…I have had enough of this day!

love. love. j.

Hello.

 It’s more like the Random mind of Jamie. I am here to update you on my life at the moment! 

Eric and I bought a new bed! It comes Friday. We have been fighting over what kind of mattress to get. It is just stupid and frustrating! Here’s to a new bed…w/ no mattress. Good thing the couch is comfy.

Right now it’s snowing outside. This makes me sad.

Here is a funny story. I keep all of our condoms and such in an empty glass candle container. Very pretty. Well one night, Eric went to get one and broke the jar. (On my side)…So the next morning I stepped down..glass in my foot. i managed to get it out. Later that night I was cleaning the basement and I broke a glass….Glass in my foot, again. Different foot…I can’t get it out. So, yesterday…I cleaned our room and thought I got ALL the glass. I didn’t. I was walking around…Glass in my foot. My foot hurt, but I didn’t know how badly just yet. I started to straighten my hair and saw blood all over the floor…I was like wtf…than I saw my foot. Now did Eric say “Baby, are you okay?” No, he said “You didn’t get any on the carpet did you?” Ohhh, come on! So I made him bandage my foot. That night…My foot really hurt. I made him get the glass out. He didn’t want to but I couldn’t get it w/o really hurting myself. Finally he got it…and I was a BIG PIECE. That made me feel better knowing that I wasn’t some drama queen and he got to see it!

Food and Weight.

I have been doing alright…I want to do amazing. I deserve it! We deserve it! Yesterday was good, today will be good. I did 100 situps, Lisa Rinna- Super Rumba, Skinny Bitch Bootcamp. My ass was kicked. Sleeping was terrible because my “abs” hurts so bad. I am going to try to be like Nancy and do Situps instead of Pushups. My belly isn’t so cute.

Well I think that is all. Lots of love. And you know what? I really like fishsticks. They are just so delicious.

Jamie.

Hey guys. I’m back. I’ve been busy, busy, busy. Like everyone else I know. So the Miracle diet was fine. It was great to cleanse out my system. I wouldn’t use it for weight lose, but I would def. use it for a quick renewal. I felt exhilerated afterwards.

 Nothing really new with me, except that I decieded to extremely count my cals againl. That seems to be my golden ticket to weight lose. I have be pretty lazy about it lately. I plan on changing that! Well that’s about that. I have to pretty up for work so have a great day everyone!

j.

Hey Guys.

Welcome to my next two days. I feel like a need a good kick in the ass, so I figured why not try the Hollywood Miracle Diet. I understand that water weight is a big factor in this “Miracle” but what the hey!

There is a terrible catch….I can’t eat any food for 2 whole days. I have been reading some rave reviews and some not so good too! I woke up at 9:30 and started drinking my juice. It just tastes like glorified Orange Juice.

Most reviews said they were down 5 to 12 lbs after doing this. I just want to be out of the 170s. Thats my most sincere reason. I am really hungry now, but I will follow the directions. I feel stupid doing this, but I will at least follow the directions. If anyone has done this…give me your input! Would love to hear it.

 Hope all is well…..Should be an awesome next 2 days :/

j.

Ugh. There you go. That’s my life. How I see it.

I’m being dramatic, but I just feel like blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My job is SUCKING right now. I am blessed to have one….but it’s promotion time! I mean come on!

My diet flew out the window, but it came back again and hit me in the face. It’s cool though. I’m back, again. Soon as I succeed I go downhill and fast. I figured out I am an emotional eater! Any advice would be FANTASTIC!!

Can someone PLEASE tell me how to leave cool booster notes with those awesome graphics! I really want to thank you and give you some back…I just don’t know how too!

I saw the New Kids on the Block last night and they were AMAZING! I couldn’t believe it. They kicked ass in about 20 different ways!

Eric and I are going to get a new Bed this week. Oh, I am just so excited.

I tried to workout today…but I just couldn’t get with it. I don’t know. I feel bizzare.

Anyways, I believe those are my most current thoughts.

Also, no belly button ring, YET! I will keep you posted.

Oh yeah, I have until April 8th to lose 10lbs. Can I do it? My Wii Fit goal :/

later gator.

j.

Hello lovely readers!

The title says it all…If you’re easily offended I suggest you stop reading my post. It’s not that I am going to be gross or anything, but I wouldn’t want to upset anyone. Consider this an advisory warning.

Ok, you’re still here. You must be intrigued.

A week or two ago I was reading everyone’s post and I read Nancy’s blog about wanting to please her man. Someone posted a comment about taking Zinc. Here is my experience.

I started taking them daily and didn’t think anything of it. I was, however, in the mood a lot more than usual last week. Today I was cleaning and took 1 today.

Since my 1 pound victory today, I was feeling especially randy…lol.

I went to peak on Eric and started kissing him and such. He was like stooppppp that tickles. I was like ugh, loser.

So I left after I said, whatev… I’ll just take care of myself. only a joke, i wasn’t THAT in the mood.

I then got on the computer and thought, hold up…I want to do it.

I called for him and said, if I put on some music, wanna go for it. He agreed.

So I quickly compilied a sexy music list. We started to makeout and stuff, he went to rip off my TWO shirts and the second one he ripped to hard and pulled my metal hair clip out of my hair. Effing hurt. I was like, Really? Really?

Well, after that he tried to get all up on my chest…I didn’t want that, I wanted HIM!

We got to it and it was grrrrrreat! The music was fantastic. I love to dance! A lot…so I worked that in.

I am going to share our Sexy Music List. I mean I also use it as a work out motivator…but behold- it works well for doing it.

Here is my contribution. I will create a love time list toooo for those not so crazy moments!

Enjoy!

• Poker Face- Lady Gaga
• Hotstuff- Craig David
• Turn Me On- Kevin Lyttle
• Like a Prayer- Madonna (REMIX)
• Drzim ti Miesto- Pavol Habera (From Hostel- you’ll thank me)
• Don’t Trust Me- 3Oh!3
• Single Ladies-Beyonce
• I wanna Dance with Somebody-Fatman Scoop feat. Lumidee & Goleo
• Turning Me On- Keri Hilson
• Rockafellar Skank- Fatboy Slim
• Untouched- The Veronicas
• Hey Pretty- Poe
• Super Massive Blackhole- Muse
• Right Round- Flo Rida
• Let it Rock- Kevin Rudolf
• Santeria- Sublime
• Just Dance- Lady Gaga
• Everybody Falls in Love- Tanto & Metro
• Get Low- Flo Rida feat. T Pain

So if you are lucky enough to find these…you will be in for a treat.

love me!

FINALLY! I MEAN FINALLY I GOT TO UPDATE MY WEIGHT TICKER! WOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOOOO.

WOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I was watching Ella Enchanted and I thought I would like someone to tell me to work out or not eat something and I would just have to. Random thought. I know. I also don’t have my contacts in, tis a blurry world my friend.

Oh, yes…so I am 173! NOT GOOD….BUT NOT BAD!  I mean I am so excited that very soon I am going to work out! I am thrilled. Finally

Next, I need some serious opinionage:

Does anyone have there belly button piereced? Does it hurt? Tell me ALL about it, PLEASE.

I have this wanted this since I was like 3mo. old. My mom has forbidden me. Up until now (22). She can’t stop me! She was going to stop paying for college and my wedding if i did…but now that’s all over. Ha ha ha.

I need your input! Everything the good the bad.

Well, I hope all is going well with you. I am just soooo Pumped!

lots of love.

j.

that’s right weight ticker! Screw you I’m going to WIN! weird, I should stop being so dramatic.

Last night I was so pumped to see my weight go down to 173 and be able to change my ticker. did it go down? did i change my ticker? NO! No activity. I am not upset, however, I have been working my ass off and I am starting to feel good again. I noticed my belly and legs are getting tighter and I feel firm. I know working out burns off more cals and weight in the long run…after you tone up and stuff. That’s fine with me. I am not going to be sad or give up. I do like a good challenge.

 So last night…I DID work out. Thanks for the motivation everyone

Well, I was working out and I was in the middle of my arm and leg extensions. Oh, I really hate these. Well about 2 hrs prior my man and I went out to eat. Since most of my cals were consumed in that meal, my belly was feeling tight. I had Salmon among other things. So…I was working out and then I started to get woozy. Bad feeling. I kept going even though I felt sick. Well, I couln’t go much longer. I got sick. Very sick. It was gross. Salmon coming up ewwww. Well then I felt better. I finished my work out, then went to bed. I don’t know if my working out was a good thing….or the Salmon was a bad thing.

For lunch I ate the rest of it. Gross huh?

I have a viewing to go to tonight, so that’s my event of the night. I am going to work out here, first. I like getting all firmed up and look forward to seeing my ticker move. MOVE TICKER MOVE.

:0

j.